Southpaw Jones

Southpaw Jones presents
First Lines
Introductions to classic works I will never finish:
“I certainly do, I certainly have, and I certainly will appreciate you, Dawn,” Tim said firmly, a bit of lunchtime gristle holding fast to his goatee. “But I’ve worked hard all day to be the best vibes player I can be, and all I ask is a little fresh grub when I get home!” In one motion, Dawn grabbed the keys and shoved the unappreciated end of a mallet through his left eye. Pittsburg bound on solid ground, Dawn broke about twelve hours late that day.

Southpaw Jones presents
iPawed [Original]
Pound for pound, the best sounds around. For free!
My second song for the Soup Peddler. This time, a meta-jingle for one of his dishes.
Veggie Medley (1:31)

Spike Gillespie presents
A Haiku History of the World
A look at our past, / seventeen syllables and / three lines at a time:

Industry arrives.
It¹s electric. It¹s steamy.
We are humming now.

Southpaw Jones presents
Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw & his environ:
A family of ducks I met outside Effingham, Illinois.

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
If you landed here from Mars and looked at Congress’s agenda, you’d think that the problem in America is that rich people don’t have enough money.
Jared Bernstein, senior economist at the Economic Policy Institute in Washington

Thank you, come again!
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