Southpaw Jones

Spike Gillespie presents
A Haiku History of the World
A look at our past, / seventeen syllables and / three lines at a time:

Sixties. Some drafted.
Some protest. Some seek flower
power in the Haight.

Atomic Robot presents
Wikipedioh?
What you might not know about what you might now know:
The Bloop

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloop

Here’s what Wikipedia tells us:

“The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration several times during the summer of 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown.”

The sound signature of the Bloop is unmistakably organic, but because it was heard at distances up to 3,000 miles from the source, the Bloop is significantly more powerful than the sound any known animal would have the ability to make. An animal that could make a sound of this magnitude would have to be much larger than any heretofore known to science.

Here’s what Wikipedia DOESN’T tell you:

As a living citizen of this world, not only are you required to deal with the rapidly deteriorating state of the international socio-political landscape on dry land, but now you have to accept the possibility that there are legitimate sea monsters living in the depths of the ocean. There is no respite! Fortunately, there is no conclusive evidence that it IS a sea monster. It could just be the fat one from Wilson Philips. Remember? The fat one?

Southpaw Jones presents
Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw & his environ:
Trying to keep my head up in the Portland Airport, 3:30 am.

Southpaw Jones presents
First Lines
Introductions to classic works I will never finish:
Clem had eaten squirrel before, but never this tender, and never so gratefully.

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
I think we risk becoming the best informed society that has ever died of ignorance.
Reuben Blades

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