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Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
Well, folks, The Southpaw Jones Fun Time Gazette may suffer a bit this week, as my MacBook is in the shop. The problem? Mac Stains! That’s right, a certain group of their laptops reacts in such a way to fingertip sweat that you can’t clean it. Believe me, I tried. So I sent my baby away, and now I’m working on my old, old Dell laptop. It’s hard to go back, my friends, so bear with me for a few days.

Southpaw Jones presents
Retro Blog
Real journal entries from elementary school:

1-27-1986 - Something about weather?
It is important because it will tell you when to stay out of school. If the weather is bad, it will tell you where a hurricane will hit. It will tell if snow is coming and how much there will be. A weather report can be very helpful.

Spike Gillespie presents
Spaiku!
A look at her world, / seventeen syllables and / three lines at a time:

Herman Haiku #3

He observes clients’
clogged toilets and croons, “So how
does this make you feel?”

Southpaw Jones presents
Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
An extra responsibility. (1 syllable each)
Highlight here for answer: [bonus onus]

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
It was partially my fault that we got divorced…I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen

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