Southpaw Jones

Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Happy Friday to all! Below, I’ve got some video of Stephen Colbert discussing the existence of God with Richard Dawkins. I fully intended to explore my own thoughts on the subject, but it’s Friday, dang it, and I’m just gonna hang loose.

I’ve got tickets to see the boys of Stella both tonight and Saturday! The comedy trio includes Michael Ian Black, David Wain, and (my favorite) Michael Showalter. Tonight, they’re presenting the original, filthy Stella Shorts at the Alamo Drafthouse Downtown. Saturday, the two Michaels will perform stand-up at Emo’s. I love this here town.

Before I leave you to sections 2 through 5, I have one question. I’ve been working in an office for almost a month now, and I have to know: Why does executive poop smell worse than any other man-made poop? I’ve been in truck stops, Luby’s, and Kerrville octo-johns, but these dudes are by far the most offensive producers. Is it the stress? The coffee? Please, Mr. Before Me in the W.C., if you’re reading this, go see a damn doctor.

Southpaw Jones presents
SPJTV
Moving pictures because technology allows it:

Spike Gillespie presents
Spaiku!
A look at her world / seventeen syllables and / three lines at a time:

empower? did i
just say empower? oh crap,
what next‹sting music?

Southpaw Jones presents
And Another Thing…
More verbosity with velocity and viscosity:

I found an easy-to-use Essay Generator, so I decided to cook up an essay about myself. Honestly, I learned a great deal:

An essay on Southpaw Jones

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Southpaw Jones. I really, really like Southpaw Jones. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, there are just not enough blues songs written about Southpaw Jones. It still has the power to shock the easily lead, who just don’t like that sort of thing. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Southpaw Jones.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Southpaw Jones to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. When J H Darcy said ‘fevour will spread’ [1] she created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without Southpaw Jones is like a society without knowledge, in that it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Nothing represents every day life better than Southpaw Jones, and I mean nothing. It grows stonger every day.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Southpaw Jones now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

Take a moment to consider the words of nobel prize winner Achilles B. Adger ‘political change changes politics, but where does it go?’ [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Southpaw Jones, that this highlights an important issue. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of Southpaw Jones to politics is ‘participation’.

Since the Renaissance Southpaw Jones has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, Southpaw Jones may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it’s still important. It questions, ‘literally’ plants seeds for harvest, and statistically it’s great.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood’s Ozzy Garfunkel: ‘I demand Southpaw Jones, nothing more nothing less.’ [3]
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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group

Southpaw Jones presents
Fool Around Friday
Silly games for silly times:

I sincerely hope you fare better at this game than I did. I will not be held responsible if you break any part of your computer, surroundings, or person as a result of playing it. Here’s where I found it.

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