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Archive for December 12th, 2006

Round yon Virgin Tuesday and child.

December 12, 2006 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Paw Prints, iPawed, Interesting? No Comments →

Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Well, dang it, I just don’t have much to say this morning. Perhaps you’ll enjoy this:

14 Actual Searches that Led Folks to the Gazette in November

1. Cop’s beanbags level man holding gun to head
2. Oregon Blues Psilocybe mushrooms
3. Your high school crush will be at the local bar on Thanksgiving
4. a wild southpaw means
5. buddy holly looked jewish
6. colossal squid
7. david letterman didn’t know turkeys couldn’t fly
8. fadeeva goat
9. famous colostomy
10. grudge groan record
11. importance of counterpose yoga
12. mistress of autumn
13. the song that maeby and michael sing
14. what are some interesting quotes about johnny knoxville

Southpaw Jones presents
iPawed [Original]
Pound for pound, the best sounds around. For free!

SOUTHPAW’S 10 DAYS OF XMAS! FREE MP3s of my 10 “Greatest Hits,” available for a limited time. Get ‘em and share ‘em while you can!

Here’s another breezy love song from Live @ Bongo Java. As a younger man, I could juggle xylophone, harmonica, guitar, and vocals within the same song.

Another Place

Southpaw Jones presents
Online Museum of the Week
Scared of Santa!:

Southpaw Jones presents
Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw, his environ, and his interweb:

Mr. Tom Lamb suggested I share this with you. Yoinks!

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Steven Wright