Southpaw Jones

Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

We’re just about halfway through this month of December, my friends. This time of year brings up many questions, such as:
1. What is “Il Divo”?
2. Why does my mother want an “Il Divo” CD?
3. Is it appropriate to send Baby Jessica a Christmas card that says, “Wishing you Well this Holiday Season?”
4. When did all these different versions of Mr. Potato Head pop up?
5. Why don’t people cap their DVD collections at 1,000 hours of material?
6. Has the development of medication for Restless Leg Syndrome increased the number of potential shopping mall Santas?
7. Does Rudolph rule with an iron fist now that he has all the power in the stable?
8. I’m actually asking for socks this year. Does that mean I’m all grown up?
9. Is heavy petting included in the promise of mistletoe?
10. Kay Jewelers advertises, “Every kiss begins with Kay.” Umm, is that not an outright endorsement of prostitution?

These are things I think about. I also think about the return of Matt the Electrician to Café Mundi tonight. Come snuggle up with us at 8 pm.

I think about performing at Flipnotics for the first time in months on Thursday. With a rockin’ trio! Cole Roulain will play drums and mandolin, while Lindsey Verrill will join us on upright bass for the first time in history. Bring your digital cameras and prepare for a digital exam of the soul. It’s my last big show of 2006, “The Year of the South.” Help me build a bridge to “The Year of the Paw.” 10 pm!

Southpaw Jones presents
iPawed [Original]
Pound for pound, the best sounds around. For free!

SOUTHPAW’S 10 DAYS OF XMAS! FREE MP3s of my 10 “Greatest Hits,” available for a limited time. Get ‘em and share ‘em while you can!

We’re pulling up on more modern times now with my pop song about baggage and the great equalizer, amnesia. There’s only one more song left on the list. Go on and grab these free tunes while you can. From me to you!

Hot So Hot

Southpaw Jones presents
Online Museum of the Week
Scared of Santa!:

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
William Shakespeare

Southpaw Jones presents
Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw, his environ, and his interweb:

Mr. Zach Arrington found this out in the ether. Let’s hope it’s from a junior high and not a university.

Thank you, come again!



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