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Archive for January 3rd, 2007

Wednesday regrets wanting the holidays to be over.

January 03, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Interesting? No Comments →

Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

It’s Hump Day once again, the first of our nascent 2007, which means Matt the Electrician and I will bring fresh (albeit older) faces and acoustic rock to Café Mundi tonight. You know the drill: 8 pm and tips appreciated. I shall be living under my brand new New New New Year’s Resolutions:

1. No more random spittin’ in art museums.
2. Spend a min. of 3 seconds on each station before flipping (radio/tv).
3. Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!
4. Be as in love as “ov.”
5. Kiss more folks on the cheek.
6. Kiss less folks on the ass.
7. Find the dancer inside. Also try to pass that nickel inside.
8. Spend less time thinking about psychotic politicians.
9. Eat less Doritos by weeding out the ones with less magic nacho powder.
10. Turn 30 in April; start preachin’.

Come on down, Austinites, and ring in the New Wednesday!

Southpaw Jones presents
Lazy Links
Something more interesting than I can offer at the moment:

Green Dimes
greendimes.com

As a Christmas present to myself, I purchased a year of this service for $36, a dime a day. They help reduce your junk mail (credit card & insurance offers, catalogues, etc.) AND they plant a tree for you every month. Sounds great to me. I’ll let you know if it works.

Southpaw Jones presents
Online Museum of the Week
Doorbell Instructions!:

Bill Passalacqua presents
I am not a smoker…
One man’s reasons for not lighting up in ‘07:

…because I want to live.
Jan. 1st, 2007

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.

Gerald R. Ford