Southpaw Jones

Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Well, our glorious January Ice Miracle has come to an end, and I sit once again in my office chair at my office computer under office lights. But I must say, this freeze provided what Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year’s could not: rest and relaxation to the point of boredom/soul-searching. Thank you, Jack Frost!

While I’m catching up here at the office, I thought you might enjoy some Odd (But Quite Real) Searches That Led Folks to This Site in December! Who knows what these people were actually looking for, but I’m glad they found The Gazette.

1. Did Buddy Holly Ever Do Poop In His Pants
2. Where did southpaw begin
3. is monster or coffee more energizing
4. kay jewelers piano theme
5. rhyming words with presents
6. southpaw greatest hits baby got bible
7. PAW HUMBUG CARD
8. What is a word that rhymes with pedestal
9. airbrushed actresses
10. boring supermodel
11. famous colostomies
12. hipster deluxe
13. my braces
14. southpaw video games
15. when friends disappoint

Southpaw Jones presents
Online Museum of the Week
Presidential Doodles:

Rutherford B. Hayes

Southpaw Jones presents
Poetry that Rhymes
And flows. And builds a bridge. And inspires:

Two day week!
Whatcha gonna do?
Two day week!
Woo-dang-hoo!
Monday is often the worst,
But this week Thursday is first!
Friday is always so far,
But this time, tomorrow, it’s thar!
I started the week off today,
And tomorrow I’ll toss it away.
The ice allowed me to sleep in,
And the weekend will lull me again.

Southpaw Jones presents
And Another Thing…
More verbosity with velocity and viscosity:

Now, some search strings that led people to my other site, southpawjones.com:

1. t-shirt painting
2. unrequited love songs
3. vanessa huxtable
4. southpaw communications in california
5. sights in Tennesee

Southpaw Jones presents
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
I’m an ocean, because I’m really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
Christina Aguilera

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