There’ll be peace when Tuesday’s done.
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
DO NOT fall in love with an astronaut, ESPECIALLY if you are an astronaut yourself.
Poetry that Rhymes
And flows. And builds a bridge. And inspires:
Trim out the fat!
Do this and that!
Wash the dog and feed the cat!
Sweep out the basement!
Find a replacement!
The bird bath suffered mild defacement!
“Mom, my eyes shoot laser beams!”
“Keep that stuff up in your dreams.”
“I can raise folks from the dead!”
“What can you do for my aching head?”
“Here’s some aspirin, tried and true.”
“Tuesdays reek and so do you.”
“Why would Southpaw write such schlock?”
“It’s just a bit of writer’s block.”
“Oh.”
Online Museum of the Week
todayspictures.slate.com/boredcouples/” target=new>Slate presents Bored Couples:
Lazy Links
Something more interesting than I can offer at the moment:
100 Most Often Mispronounced Words and Phrases in English
Plumb, Plumber, Plumbest
Signs o’ the times from Austin’s singing Jewish plumber, Herman Bennett:
Thank you, come again!
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I post whatever I want every weekday. I reserve the right to change my opinions. It is not my intention to bore.