Thursday is tired of “Endless Love” lyrics.
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:
Hello, and happy pre-weekend to you. I am a bit under the weather this morning, so before we move on to the rest of the Gazette, I’d like to cast some wellness spells I remember from my Warlock days.
Spindly, crindly,
Blakely, moat!
Demons clog my achy throat.
Sporgly, morgly,
Oompah, floam!
Send them to some hellish home.
Cosby, Beatty,
Tater blight!
Clear my ears, both left and right.
Fetish, voyeur,
Big top, zoaze!
Banish snot from out my nose.
Edelweiss, Turkey,
Flinge and krim!
Do I look alright in this sweater?
It’s really cold out there.
Brrr.
Who brought donuts?
Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Subtraction symbols belonging to the air-filled cavities of the head.
Highlight here for answer: [sinus’s minuses]
Online Museum of the Week
Indexed:
Life beautifully diagramed by Jessica Hagy.
Click for a better view.
Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:
I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.
George Bernard Shaw
Plumb, Plumber, Plumbest
Signs o’ the times from Austin’s singing Jewish plumber, Herman Bennett:
Thank you, come again!
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