Southpaw Jones

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Reasons I Don’t Feel Like Blogging Today

1. Stayed up later than I should have. Lately, I just can’t go to sleep without watching a monologue. Last night was a Jimmy Kimmel night. Conan nights are earlier, and Letterman nights are optimal for a good night’s rest.

2. My coffee has not kicked in yet.

3. Other bloggers are way better than me.

4. Captain America is dead, and I am mourning. It’s not just that he died; I learned that all his power came from “Super Soldier serum.” Captain A. was a doper! First baseball, then cycling, now we find out that superheroes have been using steroids since the 1940’s! No wonder he’s been able to fight evil for almost seventy years! Never aging a day! I urge Congress to investigate immediately.

5. What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test? Drool.

6. I had another dream about Shakira last night. Distracting.

7. I just don’t feel as wildly interesting as I do every other weekday.

8. My tap water smelled like wet dog this morning.

9. Co-workers keep coming into my cube, and I don’t want them to learn my secret identity.

10. One more bit of information might finally overstuff the Internet. Must use economic language tiny words.

Animal Tracks
Paul S. presents the top ten tunes of animal bands:

7. Bugs Eat Books - Headful of Rocks

“saw this band at the Athens
popfest and was immediately hooked on this song”

Online Museum of the Week
Oolong the Rabbit (with objects on his head) :

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

The vehicle of choice for flying dinosaurs of the American west.
Highlight here for answer: [dragon wagon]

If I Had a Million Dollars
Unnecessary products that inexplicably tempt me:

“Come in” / “Go away” Doormat!
This mind boggling doormat reads differently depending whether you are walking in or out of the house.
Available soon!
Thanks to Arbroath for the link.

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