Southpaw Jones

Archive for March 20th, 2007

All the Tuesday day.

March 20, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Interesting? No Comments →

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

We had 491 visitors to the Gazette yesterday…almost halfway to my goal of 1,000 dailies before the end of the year. Thanks for stopping by!

I hit the gym yesterday, and man, is my everything sore!

Speaking of yesterday, do you know what holidays you neglected on Monday?

Act Happy Day

No, not “Be Happy Day.” Let’s be realistic. The idea behind the holiday is this: If you force yourself to ACT happy, you can trick your body and mind into BEING happy. Give it a shot. Mimic this guy and see how you feel after a few minutes.

He’s Dr. Dale Anderson, M.D., and he can teach you how to act happy to maximum benefit in business, creativity, health, and spirituality. He’s even got a program called “Wellderly” for seniors, and wouldn’t you know it? Yesterday was also Wellderly Day. Dr. Anderson’s prescription: BELLY LAUGH 15 SECONDS TWICE DAILY. Seriously.

Swallows Return to San Juan Capistrano Day

These birds seems to keep quite a regular schedule, so much so that folks from all over come to watch them return to the Old Mission of Capistrano. They make mud nests, and they stay until October 23. Don’t take them for granted, Californians!

And three things I don’t want to type about: Anniversary – “Iraqi Freedom”, Canberra Day (Australia), and National Day of Oil (Iran).

If I Had a Million Dollars
Unnecessary products that inexplicably tempt me:

I don’t know about hot coffee through a glass straw, but it would help my teeth stay pearly white, I suppose. I’ve got the sort of security in my manhood that allows me to sip fine coffee through a teeny-tiny french press. Excellent for camping!

Java Wand
$19.95