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Archive for April 3rd, 2007

Tuesday’s word is…ACCORDION.

April 03, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Paw Prints, Interesting? No Comments →

Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw, his environ, and his interweb:

30 years of Southpaw, 30 years of pictures. Come celebrate with my pals and me at Ruta Maya on Friday, April 6!

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Today is the day I appear on KUT 90.5 FM here in Austin to promote my 30th Birthday Celebration. Tune in via radio or internet (link here) at noon!

As is my tradition here at the Gazette, I like to celebrate the passing months by revealing some of the very real searches that led people to southpawjones.net. These come from web traffic reports I get, and trust me, I am not making them up. I just pick out the strangest ones.

Perhaps the surfers who used these searches are reading right now. If so, well folks, I don’t know what you were looking for, but I invite you to become loyal readers of this here site.

Yours,
Captain No Fun

MARCH 2007 SEARCH STRINGS

• there is only you in my life
• gay jeans
• silly kittens
• famous people with colostomies
• kitten with sweater
• muddin
• silly string implants
• Lying Online
• buster bluth
• captain no fun
• death kitten
• doo-doo doot doot doo-doo-doo doo
• goofy songs for a funeral
• how to play hard to get
• kid falling of off chair
• retarded cats
• america on a stick
• 5 words that rhyme with monday
• Bald Kittens
• How much does it cost to go to Mark twain Museum
• I’m in tears and the cryin’ that I do is for you
• bad sneakers inner meaning
• busty russians
• hipster know it alls
• matt the plumber austin
• words that rhyme with deeply
• willie nelson using narcotic mushrooms