Southpaw Jones

Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw, his environ, and his interweb:

30 years of Southpaw, 30 years of pictures. Come celebrate with my pals and me at Ruta Maya on Friday, April 6!

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

30 Things I’ve Learned in 30 Years (Part 1)

1. Squirrels do not make good pets.

2. It’s good to vote, but never let politics break your heart. That’s Wilco’s job.

3. If you can master inertia, you can do anything.

4. Folks love to hear preaching against other folks’ sins.

5. Women love men in uniform, because they wield some power AND they have surrendered to some power.

6. The most important goal of civilization is saving each citizen from hearing, smelling, or seeing another’s poo.

7. Always, always forgive, but never let the offender know.

8. You can either be a comic book collector or a comic book reader. I could never let them stay lonely in those awful bags.

9. If you can’t say anything nice, try saying “Winnie, fling rice.” If Winnie refuses to fling rice, well, you’ve got a problem.

10. Happiness is like a coyote in a Quizno’s. It only comes to you on a slow news day.

AND…My favorite type o’ mistakes are the ones that result in puns.

Online Museum of the Week
Stuff from 1977:

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

One who carries a mistake.
Highlight here for answer: [error bearer]

Plumb, Plumber, Plumbest
Signs o’ the times from Austin’s singing Jewish plumber, Herman Bennett:

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