Southpaw Jones

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Ok, I’m back in my routine after a lovely four-day weekend. It’s nice to return and see that I had 739 visitors to the Gazette yesterday. I take a day off, barely updating the thing, and everyone comes by for a look-see. Well, I hope you all visit again today, tomorrow, and beyond. I do get lazy sometimes…it isn’t easy coming up with (or finding) “5 chunks of fun, 5 times a week” – I only have 4 chunks today! - but I sure am more motivated when I know people are checking it out. So thanks, hello, come again.

Tonight, you have the right to be acoustically rocked.
Any tips you bring or food/drink you buy can be used to benefit you in court of karma.
You have the right to bring attorneys, friends, and family members.
If you cannot find a date, songs will be provided for you at show time to sooth your soul.
Do you understand the rights you have just read to yourself?
With these rights in mind, do you wish to see Matt the Electrician and Southpaw Jones perform tonight?
Yes?
Great! You are due to join us at 8 pm.
Sharp!
County Courthouse of Café Mundi.
Testify!

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

Babies don’t need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I’ll go over to them and say, ‘What are you doing here, you’ve never worked a day in your life!’
Steven Wright

Online Museum of the Week
Cereal Box Archive:

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Bouquet-seller among the trees.
Highlight here for answer: [forest florist]

Thank you, come again!
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