Southpaw Jones

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE (AMERICAN REMIX)
Alternate title:
I’ve Got to Admit, It’s Getting Lesser, It’s Getting Lesser All the Time

Liz Claiborne has died
BUT
The Spice Girls are reuniting!

Texas floods have killed eleven people
BUT
The iPhone comes out tomorrow!

Tahoe is on fire
BUT
Paris Hilton is out of jail!

20 decapitated bodies were found outside Baghdad
BUT
According to Jim has been renewed!

The White House has asserted executive privilege
BUT
Transformers is coming soon!

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
H. L. Mencken

Online Museum of the Week
Las Vegas Photo Compositions:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Are you done counting the spaces between buildings? What’s your…
Highlight here for answer: [alley tally]

Upcoming Show(s)
Where can I see Southpaw in the flesh?

Friday, June 29th, 2007
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cactus Cafe
SW Corner of Texas Union, UT Campus
Austin, TX
512.475.6515
http://www.utexas.edu/student/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php?cactus=current

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