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Archive for July 12th, 2007

Hold on to that Thursday-ee-ay-ay-ay.

July 12, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Interesting? No Comments →

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

I just called to say I love you.
I just called to say how much I care.
I just called to say I love you.
And I need a six of Shiner from the store.

You can lead a horse to water but not to the bottom of the ocean.

Unless it’s a seahorse.

See horse.
See horse run.
See my tux and cummerbund.
Is it prom?
Is it marriage?
Or are you now the King of Sverige?

Sweden is neat.
Sweden is far.
Can’t get to Sweden in a car.
Gotta have a boat.
Gotta have a plane.
Gotta traverse some wet terrain.

Neutral.
Meet the neutral.
It’s the live-and-let-us-live way.
A dabba doo day.
We’ll have a neutral time!

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

It’s odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don’t quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.
Lady Bird Johnson

Online Museum of the Week
H & K Wine Caddies:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Ms. Fleiss, your laundrymat is so clean! Aren’t you a…
Highlight here for answer: [tidy Heidi]

Upcoming Show(s)
Where can I see Southpaw in the flesh?

No shows this week!

Thursday, July 19th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cafe Mundi
1704 E. 5th St.
Austin, TX
512-236-8634
http://www.cafemundi.com