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Friday Jean is not my lover.

July 13, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: Interesting? No Comments →

Back 2 the Drawring Bored
My blog is but a canvas; join me in communal art:

Happy Friday! How ’bout let’s all draw together? You wanna? Do not be afraid! Let the force flow through your mouse, touchpad, or other pointing device.

Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Fortune Cookie Fortunes!
by Southpaw Jones

• He who denied it must have supplied it.

• Use the word “retarded” sparingly.

• You might not make it.

• Gracious is the donor, and floppy are the organs.

• The early worm gets to be breakfast.

• Good food is worth the weight.

• If all else flails, try to sedate or restrain it.

• This fortune cookie factory is a cold, unforgiving rectangle.

• Honest friends and ice water help relieve the body of hot air.

• I am a humble little manuscript, and you have devoured my sugary shelter. Truly, the pupil has become the master, and I am at your service. Allow me to assault your enemies with papercuts or make me a swaddling cloth for your flavor-drained chewing gum.

Online Museum of the Week
H & K Wine Caddies:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

A tiny rock that sings soprano.
Highlight here for answer: [treble pebble]

Upcoming Show(s)
Where can I see Southpaw in the flesh?

No shows this week!

Thursday, July 19th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Cafe Mundi
1704 E. 5th St.
Austin, TX
512-236-8634
http://www.cafemundi.com