Southpaw Jones

Happy Friday to you. Five months until Valentine’s Day, lovers.

This weekend, the Austin City Limits Music Festival hits the Austin…city…limits. I am not attending this year, mostly because a free ticket didn’t fall into my lap. I wasn’t really motivated to buy one. Mr. Bob Dylan is the big draw for me and the headliner of the fest, but I remembered what it was like to see Tom Petty last year. I was sitting on the grass about a half-mile away from a stage I could not see. It sounded like someone was playing Tom Petty on a radio in a neighboring county. And yet, I was surrounded by people who were very excited about that radio.

Then it started to rain. The sky opened up on our tired, end-of-fest heads, and we started the jog back to my apartment. When we got into the neighborhood under some shelter, well, wouldn’t you know it: We could hear the show better than when we were standing in the crowd. So maybe I’ll just stand outside my door this weekend and wonder what kind of guitar so-and-so is playing.

But wait, there’s more! Mr. Bob Dylan is performing twice this weekend! Once on Sunday at the festival in front of 60,000 people and once on Saturday at a club in front of 3,000 people. Maggie and I will be among those 3,000 lucky souls, I tell you what. It’s at Stubb’s Bar-B-Q, where I once saw They Might Be Giants. Pinch me, pinch me!

I hear that the Jokerman plays piano instead of guitar now. That’s cool. I hear he may be played by Cate Blanchett this weekend. That’s cool, too. Good lord, it’s gonna be packed. Good lord, it’s gonna be fun. My dream is a spot next to the sound board. Wish me luck!

Here’s the line-up of a festival for which I would pay mucho dinero:

 Mr. Bob Dylan
 Mr. Willie Nelson
 Mr. Bruce Springsteen
 They Might Be Giants
 Alison Kraus
 Cake
 Mary Lou Lord
 Aerosmith
 Jonathan Richman
 Ani Difranco
 Steve Earle
 Dan Bern
 Fountains of Wayne
 etc.

David Cross and Zach Galifianakis would emcee, of course.

There’s no black and white, left and right to me anymore; there’s only up and down and down is very close to the ground. And I’m trying to go up without thinking about anything trivial such as politics. They has got nothing to do with it. I’m thinking about the general people and when they get hurt.
Bob Dylan, 1963

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One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

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Thursday, September 20th, 2007
8:00 PM
Bruce Hughes & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
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