Southpaw Jones

Happy October! This new month means it’s time for me to explore some of the crazy ways people find this site. Let me humbly inform you that “Southpaw Jones” is not the leading cause of people finding southpawjones.com or southpawjones.net. In fact, the number one search that brought people here last month: modified hummer. Somehow, I suspect that term has very little to do with folk music. But that’s ok. Whatever brings ‘em to the party, know what I’m sayin’?

These are actual search strings that actual people actually typed into Google or Yahoo or whatever to find me in September:

• famous people with colostomies
• gay toe tapping
• acorn mascot
• muddin
• Southpaw’s Greatest Hits
• Dancing Mummies
• falling off ladders
• have a great weekend picture
• sorority party
• HOW COME IT IS SO HOT
• Shell silverstein as a jew
• banjo starter kits
• chicken zebra grilled cheese rooster
• chippendale shows can gay attend
• euphemism hangover
• explain heartbreak to a man
• is it true that dave navarro can’t wear a t-shirt
• name of theme song of kay jewelers
• narcissist of the day
• young dot-wealthy hubris

However you arrived here, friends, I hope you’re addicted now. Come back tomorrow!

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Dr. Joyce Brothers

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One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

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Thursday, October 4th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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