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Still swamped.

October 03, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: List No Comments →

But I have a little time for a little typing.

Everyone knows “Jesus wept” is the shortest verse in the Bible, right?

Well, here are some little known runners-up:

• Jesus stormed off.

• I don’t get it, Lord.

• I don’t get it, either, man.

• I’d like to teach the world to sing.

• Jesus leapt.

• Bathsheba’s hot!

• Don’t worry ‘bout a t’ing.

• Thou shalt not tie knots.

• Get a grip.

• Hello? Is there anybody in there?

• It’s me again, Margaret.

The fact that astronomies change while the stars abide is a true analogy of every realm of human life and thought, religion not least of all. No existent theology can be a final formulation of spiritual truth.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

Vintage American Paperbacks

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

He keeps a clean kitchen! Always with the broom in his hand! He makes sure that floor is…

Highlight here for answer: [kept swept]

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