Southpaw Jones

Sweet Maggie is catching up with me, folks. She’s only 1.5 years behind me and gaining. In honor of her birthday, I hereby post the lyrics to “our” song.

But first, a little self-promotion: Austinites, come on down to my SOLO performance at Flipnotics @ the Triangle tonight! 8 pm. I’m giving away a desk lamp!

And now, for my darlin’:

Would you dance if asked you to dance
Would you run and never look back
Would you cry if you saw me crying
Would you save my soul tonight

Would you tremble if I touched your lips
Would you laugh oh please tell me this
Now would you die for the one you love
Hold me in your arms tonight

I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Ohhh I just wanna hold you, I just
wanna hold you, oh yeah
My angel be have I lost my mind
I don’t care your here tonight

I can be your hero.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

suicide food: animals that desire to be eaten. sickening.




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

He likes to knock a few pins down, but he can’t do it inside, see? He says he needs the sunlight to score all them strikes and spares. We call him the…

Highlight here for answer: [solar bowler]



Thursday, October 11th, 2007
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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