Southpaw Jones

It’s Friday! Can I be silly and not really all that clever today? Of course I can. Here’s a little wordplay I just can’t get out of my head this Halloween month:

In the make-up room of a romantic drama, you hide blemishes with blush.

In the make-up room of a horror film, you create blemishes with puss.

[You get the awful idea…]

In the make-up room of a romantic drama, you’ll find ways to create piercing eyes.

In the make-up room of a horror film, you’ll find ways to create an eye-piercing.

In the make-up room of a romantic drama, you might accentuate cheek bones.

In the make-up room of a horror film, you might need to perform a bone check?

In the make-up room of a romantic drama, you work to bring out choice lips.

In the make-up room of a horror film, you have your choice of lips to bring out.

Romantic drama, bangs.

Horror film, fangs.

Eye lashes.

Eye slashes.

Between the sheets.

Under a sheet with two holes cut in it.

Cleavage.

Cleavage.

Rosebud.

Nose blood.

That’s all I got. Enjoy the rest of the Gazette and do return Monday.

It is women who bear the race in bloody agony. Suffering is a kind of horror. Blood is a kind of horror. Women are born with horror in their very bloodstream. It is a biological thing.
Bela Lugosi, talking all creepy

Snow Pictures by Microscope




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

You can’t pare saliva, you can’t carve drool, and you certainly can’t…

Highlight here for answer: [whittle spittle]



Thursday, October 25th, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
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Austin, TX
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