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One Dozen Statements Containing the Word “Fun” that Un-Fun People Often Use

October 30, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: List No Comments →

1. Y’all’re no fun!

2. Don’t make fun of me!

3. Wouldn’t it be fun if we played a get-to-know-each-other game?

4. I haven’t had this much fun in years!

5. What do septuagenarians do for fun around here?

6. I feel sorry for people who don’t have fun at work.

7. You’re so funny. (uttered without laughter)

8. I can’t seem to get out of this funk.

9. Have you considered a hedge fund?

10. Regarding Noah’s ark specifically, I am a fundamentalist.

11. Fundamentalists are so dumb, dude.

12. Let’s do that fun thing in town that gets really crowded because it’s really fun.


Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it’s like an excuse for halloween everyday.
Gwen Stefani


Skull-A-Day




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I broke my backbone, but the doctors were able to fix it using bits of old record albums. Now there’s some LP inside me! I call it my…

Highlight here for answer: [spinal vinyl]


Thursday, November 1st, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
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The New Weekly Show!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2nd, 2007
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant
Houston, TX 77006
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com
Doors open at 8.

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