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October Search Strings!

November 09, 2007 By: Southpaw Jones Category: List No Comments →

Happy Friday! Learn more about the 2008 Naked Calendar (in which I appear with Cedar Fever) right here: http://www.statesman.com/blogs/content/shared-gen/blogs/austin/kelso/

In all the holiday craziness, I forgot to provide a fresh list of Interesting October Search Strings that Led Internet Users to Southpawjones.com! Forgive my omission, por favor.

I should note that many items on the list contain the word “hummer.” I ignore these. I gotta say, whatever definition of that word folks are after, they must be sorely disappointed with my site. That makes me smile.

Here is the very real list with my comments in parentheses.

• michigan sucks (surely the web will back me up on this)

• dancing mummies (apparently Oedipus is surfing now)

• dancing mummys (apparently Oedipus can’t spell)

• Scott rescued 6 black lab (mix) puppies out of the middle of the road on Saturday (good for Scott)

• falling from ladder (a How-To search?)

• financial puns (that doesn’t make cents)

• five string guitar (you’ve come to the right place, friend)

• muddin crashes (inevitable, really)

• one for the thing yes sir yes sir

• Feline Laryngitis (meow?)

• Glacial tires (I know I’m late again, I don’t know what the problem is!)