Southpaw Jones

…because it’s too respectful or inclusive or pleasant, here are some alternatives for you:

• “Merry Christmas, whatever you are!”

• “How many times today have you heard about the wonderful, majority religion of this country?”

• “Virgin birth! Boo-yah!”

• “This plague of dry skin is the Devil’s handiwork.”

• “Good morning, I was born into the best tribe.”

• “Huckabee ’08!”

• “Long live Western Civilization!”

• “Enjoy all our sales, pagan.”

• “It’s cold outside, and the Holocaust never happened.”

• “Did you give me a bicycle when I was five-years-old, foreigner? No, Christmas did, and I’ve been loyal ever since. Merry me!”

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

She’s heatin’ that cider with sugar and spice, but she sure ain’t happy about it. That, my friend, is a living portrait of…

Highlight here for answer: [sullen mullin’]


Early 50s Disney Christmas Cards

How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, his precepts! O! ’tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
Benjamin Franklin

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Opening Bell Coffee
1409 S. Lamar Suite #012
DALLAS, TX 75215
214.565.0383
www.openingbellcoffee.com/