Southpaw Jones

• Anybody got any gum?

• Honestly, I can see both sides on this one.

• Lookin’ good, you!

• Any questions?

• Steady as she goes. Nothin’ but good times ahead.

• Diversify those portfolios, people!

• You know what you need? A day for YOU.

• Man, I’m spent.

• Read this, and tell me if it comes across too harsh.

• Eek! Let me get back to you.

• Frozen margarita, on the rocks, two straws, por favor.

• Can I have your autograph?

• Sixty-percent chance of early precipitation on Thursday with those nasty, gray skies clearing out as we head into our weekend.

• Whoops.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

That first cloned sheep sure was happy around the holidays! Don’t you remember the manmade smile on ol’…

Highlight here for answer: [jolly Dolly]


Early 50s Disney Christmas Cards

I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, ‘You know. I don’t think I’m gonna be Jewish for very long.’
Lewis Black

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Opening Bell Coffee
1409 S. Lamar Suite #012
DALLAS, TX 75215
214.565.0383
www.openingbellcoffee.com/