Southpaw Jones

Republicans sparred in Des Moines,
Where ice made the traffic slow going.
Fred’s hand stayed glued,
While Rudy played shrewd,
And Keyes said it’s hot air they’re blowing

Democrats played theirs polite.
Alas, there was nary a fight!
The slinging of mud
Makes you Iowa’s dud,
So we all endured one boring night.

Baseball players, for shame!
You can’t play a natural game?
Just eat some more Wheaties,
And buy better cleaties,
Since Mitchell just named your dang name.

Ice and snow covered the states,
Except here where no one relates.
Down south we get wet,
But mostly from sweat.
In Texas, you can’t sell ice skates.

Happy Friday to all!

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Hark, lonely bell!
Poor lonely bell!
I know you’re solo, because I only hear a…

Highlight here for answer: [single jingle]


Early 50s Disney Christmas Cards

Just as a puppy can be more of a challenge than a gift, so too can the holidays.
John Clayton

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2007
8:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Opening Bell Coffee
1409 S. Lamar Suite #012
DALLAS, TX 75215
214.565.0383
www.openingbellcoffee.com/