Southpaw Jones

Come on out to Flipnotics @ the Triangle tonight for Matt the Electrician and little ol’ me. The song title of the week is “Don’t You Know Obama.” Heaven help us.

Today is the birthday of my dear friend Spike Gillespie. She is such a big part of my particular version of Austin, and she has been a huge help in spreading my name and getting cool people to see me perform. She is a wellspring of encouragement. We had yet another fun performance of The Dick Monologues last night, and I’d like to plug another of her phallus-centric events this weekend at the new Downtown Alamo Drafthouse Cinema.

Spike Gillespie Presents:
Dick-E-Oke

It’s a multimedia blowout party of all things dick, dickish, and dickified. Our good friend and yours, writer Spike Gillespie, presents Dick-E-Oke - an evening of everything phallic. Including performances by cast members of The Dick Monologues, everyone’s favorite perverted boy band, Cedar Fever (with Owen Egerton, Southpaw Jones, Joey TK, and Henri TK), juggling from Chris Moss, a Sexy Sing-a-Long and other big, throbbing surprises. Get ready to erect a temple of fun at the Alamo. But be warned, if you are thin-skinned and highly sensitive this show may rub you the wrong way. Everyone else: prepare to engorge!

Dick-E-Oke is foreplay for the smash hit, forever sold out, theatrical masterpiece, The Dick Monologues, which begins its regular residency at The Monarch Events Center in February.

That’s right, Cedar Fever returns to the stage Sunday night! Happy Birthday, Spike!

as reported in The New York Times

CHURCH CONTESTS A WILL
While the exact evidence on which they will base their charge that Mrs. Elizabeth C. Ellis was “mentally unsound and subjected to undue influence” when, last May, at 93 years of age, she made a new will remembering heirs, formerly disinherited, is not disclosed, it became known to-day that the contest of her will by St. Mary’s Protestant Episcopal Church will bring out some startling testimony.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I know you like nocturnal hunting, so I got you some light-up arrows to bask in your…

Highlight here for answer: [bow glow]


Animated Musicians

Those who have no sense of humor run the risk of having jokes made at their expense.
Michel Paul Richard

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com