Opening Song Lyrics from my Nonexistent Musical
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Drink, for the night is younger, younger
Eat, if you feel the hunger, hunger
We are the lucky few invited guests
Move, if you feel the one, two, three, four
Link with a partner on the dance floor
Stare! Everyone is looking quite their best
Nothing is the matter here
We have no conflict to fear
Let’s relax and take in all this peace
Spend, ‘cause we all have money, money
Steal kisses from your honey, honey
How could this golden era ever cease?
We’ve lost our lease?
Something’s startled the geese?
They’ve drafted our niece?
We can’t trust the police?
What’s this family gonna do
In lieu of a falling shoe or two?
Can we stick together come what may?
No!
Oh, shut up, Timmy. I love you!
Ok, then, yes!
It’s up to us to save the day
We’ll symbolize our struggles
By
Wearing
Gray!
as reported in The New York Times
January 16, 1908
EARTH SWALLOWING A TOWN
Minas de Rio Tinto, Spain, Is Threatened with Destruction.
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Every time I sit down to a meal, I get crumbs and sauce all over myself. So messy! I often wish I was a…
Highlight here for answer: [neater eater]
Cool Birth vs Crazy Death Of Stars


Drip-along Daffy’s the name! Anybody care to shoot it out? Under western skies? West of the Pecos? Tumbleweeds at ten paces? 10,000 head the cattle? Cut ‘em off at the pass? Perry? Larriets? Anyone for tennis? Anybody? Well, reckon I’ll have me a little bracer!
Daffy Duck
EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
Sunshine Walk-a-Bout w/ Cell Phone Cam
January 13, 2008

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