Southpaw Jones

1. pork chop

2. jello shot

3. foreclosure notice envelope

4. waiter’s pierced nose

5. Mount Doom

6. cobweb-filled mailbox

7. Lincoln Memorial crotch

8. hyper-magnetic island between Sydney and Los Angeles

9. Chippendale dancer’s pants

10. a more prosperous future

I’ll perform Alone on Valentine’s Day tomorrow at Flipnotics @ the Triangle, 8 pm. It’s a new one man show I’ll write and perform simultaneously, mixing in original, unoriginal, keytar, and karaoke songs as I go. Matt the Electrician will be in hot, sexy Branson, Missouri. He will not appear via satellite.

Have dinner at Mandola’s Market beforehand. Visit the Flying Saucer afterward. Come on down and celebrate with some wine, pastries, pro-love and anti-love songs. I’ll dress nice-like and light a candle. All proceeds (tips) from the show will go toward a belated Valentine’s dinner for my sweetheart Maggie.

as reported in The New York Times

February 13, 1908
PRIZE DOGS DRAW RECORD PATRONAGE.
Best Attendance of Westminster Club’s Show Saw Competitions Yesterday.
The dog show in Madison Square Garden, finishing its second day yesterday, all but ran away from the seventeen harried and hurried experts, who, as judges, flitted from ring to ring so swiftly that they did not give even the biased among the breeders and exhibitors time to question or agree over decisions.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

He is an older artist whose desires and passions have dried up quite a bit. He used to be starving for truth and justice in his youth. I wish he could recapture that…

Highlight here for answer: [younger hunger]


Ladies’ Quartets of Lake Erie Region 17

TGIF

People may choose to ignore their animal heritage by interpreting their behavior as divinely inspired, socially purposeful, or even self-serving, all of which they attribute to being human, but they masticate, fornicate, and procreate, much as chimps and apes do, so they should have little cause to get upset if they learn that they act like other primates when they politically agitate, debate, abdicate, placate, and administrate, too.
Dr. Arnold M. Ludwig

ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY
Thursday, February 14, 2008
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com