Southpaw Jones

History made down my street
As Democrat options compete
Hill tried to dent, um,
Obama’s momentum
And alas, I could not score a seat

Adios, Presidente Fidel
Who for 50 years no one could quell
Now see if your bro
That other Castro
Can agitate folks just as well

McCain had a friend in the game?
At least that’s the New York Times claim
It sounds so romantic
When advisors got frantic
And said, “Stay away from that dame!”

Satellite!
Losing height!
Zoom!
Boom!
Outta sight!

as reported in The New York Times

February 22, 1908
BAN ON SUNDAY SHAVES.
Rockville Centre Ministers Start a Blue Law Crusade.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I’m doing some work for this guy, and I gotta tell you, he’s big. Like, really big. You see the damage to my door frame there? Well, it matches the size and shape of my…

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Whenever you feel like criticizing any one… just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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8 pm
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8:00 PM
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