Southpaw Jones

February has come and gone, friends, so it’s time to thank you all for stopping by regularly. Thanks! It’s also time to take a look at some of the very real search strings that brought folks to southpawjones.com last month. I could not make these up, especially “electronic sores.” Here they are:

• atheist tattoos
• harp tattoos
• acorn mascot
• barack smile
• bible verse tattoos
• electronic sores in dallas
• sexy women plumbers
• ready to go muddin
• what is the rhyming word for leash
• ‘cute tiny things’
• kurt cobain straight leg levis
• webs hottest couples

as reported in The New York Times

March 3, 1908
ESPERANTIST SEES PRESIDENT.
Tries to Interest Him In the New Universal Language.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Who’ll travel back and forth between two points? Which’ll take astronauts into orbit? Pray tell…

Highlight here for answer: [what’ll shuttle?]


Garfield Minus Garfield

The Human Brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
Sir George Jessel

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com

2 Nerds in the Sunshine - February 24, 2008