Southpaw Jones

Did you hear several 3rd graders
Were acting like little Darth Vaders?
They intended great harm
Upon their schoolmarm
Now it’s tough to recruit educators

Obama and bowling don’t mix!
Did he have to let people take pics?
Why must he act normal?
Shouldn’t candidates be formal?
Well, at least he’d defeat thirty-six

He rolled, while Bush simply threw
Out the first pitch as Presidents do
He tossed rather high
Away, yes, but spry
With the crowd sounding resounding boo

The first beasts to partake in sex
Didn’t have arms, legs, or necks
Because they were ropey
The act was plain dopey
They just held on tight like my ex

as reported in The New York Times

April 3, 1908
SEA TURTLE FOR ROOSEVELT.
Problem of Disposing of 350-Pound Gift Solved by the Chef.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

The dictator loved to be greeted out front by a large crowd of hand-picked, coerced supporters. One day, however, he got turned around in his palace and opened the back door to find a great gathering of angry protesters. Alas, it was the…

Highlight here for answer: [wrong throng]


When Geeks Have Children

You are about to have your first experience with a Greek lunch. I will kill you if you pretend to like it.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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SAUTRDAY, APRIL 19
8:00 PM
Opening for Will Kimbrough
Bend Studio
5014 McKinney Ave. 75205
DALLAS, TX
214.841.9642
www.bendstudio.com
$20, Doors at 7 pm.