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It’s Definitely a Monday…

April 07, 2008 By: Southpaw Jones Category: List No Comments →

…’cause it starts with a “muh.”

Here are some other lovely words that begin with the same sound:

• Mundane

• Muchwhat

• Muckworm

• Muffled

• Multicavous

• Mulch

• Mugger

• Mothergrabber

• Mugweed

• Mud

Sounds about right.


as reported in The New York Times

April 7, 1908
WANTS HYMNS WHISTLED.
Evangelist Has New Idea for Men Who Can’t Sing.


One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Oh, I just love the way they’ve organized their crops here. The old tractor is so quaint, the red barn is welcoming, and that scarecrow is precious! I mean, have you ever in your life seen such…

Highlight here for answer: [charming farming]


Lost In Translation - English Gone Wrong




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