Southpaw Jones

I forgot to ask for a birthday present earlier this week! What I’d really like is more visitors to this here site. Now that I’ve seen 1,300 people stop by in one day, I can’t stop thinking about 10,000 and 100,000 and other fat, round numbers. You can help me reach such masses by telling your cool friends to tell their cool friends about southpawjones.com. Feel free to use your own words, or copy/paste the words below into an e-mail, MySpace, Facebook, or whatever.

My pal Southpaw has a site
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And Southpaw’s site is dy-no-mite
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With a Rhyme Time here
and a Quote-Quote there
Here a joke
There a pun
Everything is fun, fun

My pal Southpaw has a site
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Southpaw updates every day
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‘Cept for weekends, meant for play
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With a pic-pic here
And a headline there
Here a rant
There a list
Everyone gets kissed, kissed

Southpaw Jones Dot Com is cool
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Yes, on second thought, please use your own words. Thanks!

as reported in The New York Times

April 10, 1908
TO STOP WATER POLLUTION.
Edward Hatch, Jr., of New York Asks Roosevelt to Help.
WASHINGTON — “Water poisoning,” as he terms the almost universal practice of dumping raw sewage into the streams of the country, will be made a National issue if President Roosevelt acts upon the suggestion of Edward Hatch, Jr., of New York, made in a letter which was to-day delivered to the Executive.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

When you talk to God, you sound like such a lame-o. Try to use some cooler words. He’ll understand. Why do you have to offer up such a…

Highlight here for answer: [square prayer]


Lost In Translation - English Gone Wrong

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