May I?
Welcome to the lovely month of May, friends. I am on vacation in West Texas, where even the existence of Tyra Banks can’t dampen my spirits.

I’ve kept the regular features going below. Enjoy!
as reported in The New York Times
May 1, 1908
BOY TENOR PLEASES CARUSO.
Former Bootblack with Wonderful Voice Is Discovered in Pittsburg.
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:
Sorry, you have to drop money in the change basket before you can use that dish to eat cereal. You see, it’s a…
Highlight here for answer: [toll bowl]
Mickey Feio


Even though I’m a model and guys fall in love with that image, I still look at myself as any other woman.
Tyra Banks
EVERY DANG THURSDAY (except tonight!)
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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