Southpaw Jones

• “I know there’s aliens ’cause I am one.”

• “Dolphins are not as smart as you’ve heard.”

• “Bush is the worst president since George III.”

• “Ringo will surprise you with his world-class yodeling.”

• “Far be it from me to pick a peck of pickled peppers.”

• “Adam and Eve not Madam and Jeeves.”

• “My kid finally urinates with precision.”

• “The Wichita City Council makes me mad.”

• “I think therefore I Amtrak.”

as reported in The New York Times

June 24, 1908
BEAT HER WAY AS A TRAMP.
Wife In Man’s Clothes Rode with Husband Under Freight Cars.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

The composer holds auditions for singers in every town where he performs. He could tour with a consistent, international chorus, but he prefers the magic of the…

Highlight here for answer: [locals' vocals]


Hairstyles that Mom Won’t Approve

The writer must believe that what he is doing is the most important thing in the world. And he must hold to this illusion even when he knows it is not true.
John Steinbeck

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
________________________________________________________________

WEDNESDAY, JULY 2, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theatre
AUSTIN, TX
www.dickmonologues.com
SOLD OUT!
________________________________________________________________

TUESDAY, JULY 29, 2008
Cactus Cafe
The Texas Union, 24th & Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
CD Release Celebration for CRUELTY!
(512) 475-6515
www.utexas.edu/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php