Southpaw Jones

See that thunderhead on the horizon, son?

Yes, Papa, it’s big and scary.

And it’s comin’ this a’way.

No, Papa, don’t say that!

Oh, yes, boy, it’s a dark-minded, light-hearted, mind-bending sky-collection of words and music, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it.

But, Papa, we didn’t do nothin’ to bring on this awesome storm!

Don’t matter one twig, son. You see, every soul deserves a little CRUELTY.

Hold me, Papa.

No.
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You now have 20 days to live your life without CRUELTY! How shall you spend them?

CD Release Tuesday, July 29 @ Cactus Cafe.

as reported in The New York Times

July 9, 1908
ELEPHANT SAVES A BOY.
Catches Lad by Arm with Trunk as He Is Sinking in Lake.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Officer, I woke up this morning in a tub full of ice! At the hospital, they told me someone took part of my large intestine. That’s incredibly rude! You gotta help me find my….

Highlight here for answer: [stolen colon]


World’s Strangest Looking Animals

Words — so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.
Nathaniel Hawthorne

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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TUESDAY, JULY 29, 2008
Cactus Cafe
The Texas Union, 24th & Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
CD Release Celebration for CRUELTY!
(512) 475-6515
www.utexas.edu/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php