Southpaw Jones

You have 11 days to live your life without CRUELTY!
How shall you spend them?
CD Release Tuesday, July 29 @ Cactus Cafe.

I had a grande olde time performing at Flipnotics @ the Triangle last night. Thanks to everyone who came out!

It’s Friday, and I’m exhausted. What can I do but write some current events poetry using words that start with consecutive letters of the alphabet?

Another Batman Comes Down
Evoking Frenzied Groups
Hunkered In Jolly Kabob-esque Lines

Make New Optimistic Plans!
Quick!
Reserve Several Tickets
Using Virtual Websites!

(X-ray Your Zeal!)

as reported in The New York Times

July 18, 1908
NOT A RIOT — JUST BEARS.
Growling of Beasts Locked Up with Owners Started Murder Rumors.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

You are such a sloppy eater, you’ve dropped half your sandwich onto your stomach! You could practically open a sandwich restaurant down there! And, of course, you’d have to call it the…

Highlight here for answer: [Belly Deli]


Retro Kid Cereals

He who imitates evil always goes beyond the example that is set. On the contrary, he who imitates good always falls a little bit short.
Jake “The Snake” Roberts

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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TUESDAY, JULY 29, 2008
Cactus Cafe
The Texas Union, 24th & Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
CD Release Celebration for CRUELTY!
(512) 475-6515
www.utexas.edu/txunion/ae/cactus/index.php