Archive for September 16th, 2008

Awesome Alphabet Advice

Sep 16th, 2008 Posted in Poetry | one comment »
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Avoid
Baths.

Consider
Dips.

Eliminate
Folly.

Go
Higher!

Investigate
Jokes.

Kindly
Love.

Manufacture
Nudity.

Open
Peepers.

Question
Representatives
Scrupulously.

Tinker
Until
Victorious.

Write.

Xylophone!

Yodel
Zealously.


as reported in The New York Times

September 16, 1908
HELD UP BY AUTO ROBBERS.
Mrs. Theodore French Now Goes Armed While Out Driving.


One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

One dish features steak, and the next features sushi. The former plate sounds delicious, but I prefer the…

Highlight here for answer: [latter platter]


Wackyfun Food Art Time




The best thing for being sad… is to learn something.
Merlin, The Sword in the Stone by T. H. White


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