Southpaw Jones

CRUELTY is now available!
Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
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Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records, End of an Ear, or Bookpeople in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.

• Working Families
• Joe Six-Pack
• Kegger Ken
• Flask-Flinging Flannery
• Hockey Moms
• Soccer Moms
• Indoor Kid Moms
• Moms of Moms
• Dads
• Folks
• Pals
• Bouncers
• Slim
• Fatty
• Bush
• Bush Fans
• Jimmy Two-Legs
• Double-Arm Debbie
• Oxygen-Breathing Ollie
• Mammals Who Shop
• People Who Say “Neat-o!”
• Secessionists
• Whitey
• Random Randy
• Past-Clinging Patsy
• Fans of Random Word Generators

as reported in The New York Times

October 8, 1908
WOMAN FLIES WITH WRIGHT.
Mrs. Hart O. Berg First of Her Sex to Ride in an Aeroplane.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

If this economic situation continues to worsen, we may have to eat dirt soup! To prepare this dish, start by dropping some earth into a pot of hot, bubbling water. This part is pretty easy, I guess. Everyone knows how to…

Highlight here for answer: [boil soil]


Fun with Pie Charts

I often get letters, quite frequently, from people who say how they like the programmes a lot, but I never give credit to the almighty power that created nature, to which I reply and say, “Well, it’s funny that the people, when they say that this is evidence of the almighty, always quote beautiful things, they always quote orchids and hummingbirds and butterflies and roses.” But I always have to think too of a little boy sitting on the banks of a river in west Africa who has a worm boring through his eyeball, turning him blind before he’s five years old, and I reply and say, “Well presumably the god you speak about created the worm as well,” and now, I find that baffling to credit a merciful god with that action, and therefore it seems to me safer to show things that I know to be truth, truthful and factual, and allow people to make up their own minds about the moralities of this thing, or indeed the theology of this thing.
David Attenborough

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2008
7:00 pm
Bettysport
916 A. West 12th St. 78703
AUSTIN, TX
Happy Hour for Austin Duathletes and Austin Runners Club.
www.bettysport.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com