Southpaw Jones

1. Pro-Bacterial Soap

2. Grout

3. Gout

4. Port

5. Personal Quagmire Catalyst Spray [PQCS]

6. False Sense of Security

7. Unregulated Flubber

8. Big ol’ country hug-and-a-half

9. “How to Buzz Off” by Leif M.E. Aloan

10. Malaise

11. A modus operandi and a motive on a night when “I was just watching TV alone, I swear!”

12. Gift certificate from a china shop in a bull

13. A long, hard look at oneself

14. 24 hours of political coverage and a razor blade

15. Fluorescent darkness

16. A 30-foot RV and 2 gallons of gas

17. Swift chop to the medulla oblongata

18. “How to Tithe More” by Jen R. Russ

19. The Bush Legacy

20. Ye Olde Sweat Shoppe

21. 10 Lords a-Leaping

22. 9 Traipsers Traipsing

23. 8 Tweens a’Tweening

24. 7 Rednecks Necking

25. 6 Yankees Yanking

26. 5 Moldy Things

27. 4 Calling Creditors

28. 3 French ‘tudes

29. 2 Turtle Gloves (or Fertile Doves)

30. And a Partridge Fam. DVD!

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

If you’ll just spin around in the water really fast, you won’t sink. Try it! It’s a technique known as…

Highlight here for answer: [rotation flotation]


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