Southpaw Jones

I got no time to write this morning! I hate myself!

Austinites, join Bruce Hughes and me tonight at Flipnotics @ the Triangle!

Wanna know what happened 100 years ago according to the New York Times?

• HAVANA, Cuba, Sept. 26. — Three arrests were made to-day which Gov. Magoon thinks will nip the incipient revolution against the American Government in the bud.

• NO BEHRING STRAIT TUNNEL. J. Hamilton Lewis Says the Russian Government Won’t Permit One.

• PARIS, Sept. 26. — Nicholas Martin, agent of the White Star Line, who returned here to-day from Cherbourg, says that Miss P.K. Haskell, the stepdaughter of Harry W. Earne, was the only American seriously injured as a result of the accident yesterday to the White Star boat train

• BISHOP MAY BEAT PRESIDENT.; English Tennis Player Says Dr. Ingram’s Service Is Very Deadly.

• FACULTY DRANK IN DRY TOWN.; Oberlin Restaurant Keepers Are Fined for Selling Hard Cider.

Live on doubts; it becomes madness or stops entirely as soon as we pass from doubt to certainty.
Francois de La Rochefouca

Again With the Comics




One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

That slender bird used to deliver babies, but now it sells ham and bacon products door to door. Would you like to try any of the…

Highlight here for answer: [stork pork]



Thursday, September 27th, 2007
8:00 PM
Bruce Hughes & Southpaw Jones
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
Austin, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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