Southpaw Jones

Southpaw Jones presents
Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Philosophy Blur

Some folks believe that there is a great story written for them.

Some folks believe that they must write their own story.

Some folks believe that there is no story and no meaning.

Some folks believe in a choose-your-own adventure motif, wherein choices are limited but always interesting.

Some folks use fancy bookmarks of ribbon and brass to hold their place. Others use gum and twine.

Some folks believe that paper-cuts are evolutionary predecessors to gills. Oh, how the Deep calls me!

Some folks believe that the illustrations are the most important part.

Some folks have to actually do some work work today. See you tomorrow!

Bill Passalacqua presents
I am not a smoker…
One man’s reasons for not lighting up in ‘07:

because I am about to drive 4000 miles with two non-smokers over the course of 5 weeks and I don’t want to be the one holding up progress standing outside of a Pump and Munch in Iowa’s version of February, and then getting back into the van sharing the stench of an ashtray.
So far I have saved $130.50.
Jan. 29th, 2007

…because it just makes everything a little bit harder.
So far I have saved $135.

Southpaw Jones presents
Online Museum of the Week
The Chema Madoz Photography:

Tom Lamb presents
Heard at a Hoedown
3 funniest things I’ve heard hillbilly’s say when trying to instigate a fight:

- If you’re skeered (scared) say your skeered (scared), cause I ain’t skeered (scared)!!! (x10)

- Don’t make me pop trunk!!! (x10)

- If you’re feelin froggy, JUMP!!! (x10)

Herman Bennett presents
Plumb, Plumber, Plumbest
Signs of the times from Austin’s singing Jewish plumber:

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