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Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

If you stopped by last Friday, you know that I entered ten items in David Letterman’s online Top Ten Contest. The topic was Top Ten Little-Known Features of the New iPhone. Well, I didn’t get any placed on the list of winning ideas. Poo. No t-shirt for me. I should also add that I didn’t think the winners are very funny. You can see my list HERE and their list THERE.

Yesterday, they posted the new topic, Katie Couric’s Top Ten Complaints About CBS. I’m taking another shot at it, folks, and here are my entries:

10. Staff too quick to cry when slapped.

9. Not used to staying up until 6:30 PM.

8. Having to share a restroom with Charlie Sheen’s girlfriends.

7. Health insurance doesn’t cover “pep pills.”

6. Not so much the C, but definitely the BS.

5. Sign outside elevator that reads “You must be this tall to ride.”

4. That evil, all-seeing, lidless eye.

3. Too much reading, not enough chit-chat.

2. That son of a bitch Letterman.

1. Sputum!

Wish me luck!

Quotopia
Freshly-picked quotes from the ol’ reference collection:

I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.
Katie Couric

Online Museum of the Week
H & K Wine Caddies:

Rhyme Thyme!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

This particular client hated my guts! So I took him on a weekend fishing trip to win him over. I called it a…
Highlight here for answer: [placation vacation]

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