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Is This Interesting?
Thoughts/feelings that just might not matter:

Hello, and welcome to March! A new month means new opportunities, new weather, and a new list of search strings to share. Yay! For the uninitiated, these are very real searches that people typed into Google or Yahoo or whatever. When southpawjones.net appeared, they clicked on it. That’s all I know, so your guess is as good as mine.

Here are the most interesting of the lot. Some cat stuff, some rabbit stuff, some anti-Aggie stuff, and some of these would make excellent band names:

• muddin
• skinny cat
• southpaw jeans
• A&M sucks
• Chattanooga waterfall
• College Station sucks
• bad rabbit
• drawing of a tree
• famous people with colostomies
• funny pictures stuffed animals
• kitten together
• music is cool
• rabbit yawn
• retro cat
• supine man legs
• swift rabbit
• 11 paw prints around latex
• Gael Garcia Bernal’s favorite music
• What to do when the guy only likes you to fool around
• deborah gibson
• gay button fly jeans
• hipster know-it-alls
• horny women in Rockdale Texas
• mississippi miss the hippie
• peed jeans
• retarded cat
• silly string implants
• threatening beatles / insects
• words that rhyme with splurging

Rhyme Time!
One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Obstacles to mild depression occurring on time.
Highlight here for answer: [malaise delays]

Online Museum of the Week
etchasketchist.blogspot.com/” target=new>The Etch-A-Sketchist :

Hula-Hooping Unicorn

If I Had a Million Dollars
Unnecessary products that inexplicably tempt me:

Do You Remember: Pickin on Carrie Underwood / A Bluegrass Tribute
$16.98

Do I remember!?!?!? She’s only released ONE record! Where’s the Southpaw Jones Bluegrass Tribute?!?

Paw Prints
Pics of Southpaw, his environ, and his interweb:

Someone got skittish! Thanks to Arbroath.

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