Southpaw Jones

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I am unable to write anything substantive today, because I am focused on our nation’s economic crisis.

There’s not much I can do, but I am praying constantly to Sarah Palin’s version of God.

Come see my show tonight at Flipnotics @ the Triangle where I will present a bipartisan plan for folk-rock.

8 pm.

as reported in The New York Times

September 25, 1908
JUMPED GAP IN AN AUTO.
Jack-knife Bridge Started to Open as Haynes’s Car Ran on It.
TRENTON, N.J. — The feat of jumping a gap in an automobile was unintentionally performed here to-day at the Perry Street bridge crossing the Delaware and Raritan Canal, and as a result Joseph Haynes of Philadelphia, a pottery owner, is suffering from severe scalp wounds.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I am building a public meeting facility that will only hold the minimum number of people required to get anything done. Would you like to see the blueprint for my…

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You don’t suspend your campaign. This doesn’t smell right. This isn’t the way a tested hero behaves. I think someone’s putting something in his metamucil.
David Letterman, regarding John McCain’s cancellation

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
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