Southpaw Jones

As interpreted by my friend Leslie, several years ago in a coffeehouse.

as reported in The New York Times

November 10, 1908
OBJECTIONS TO PROHIBITION.
Munsterberg Says Spread of Drug Habit Among Abstainers Is Alarming.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

I think something is wrong with my ears. Our team just scored a touchdown, but I’m not picking up the sound of applause. Why am I not…

Highlight here for answer: [hearing cheering]


Charles Alexander meets Barack Obama

Science is the soul brother of the joke and the child: they all love to look at things in a new way, to turn things upside down, to feel the thrill of surprise. Just watch children delight in jumbling words or putting on a hat backwards.
Gottfried Schatz

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
www.flipnotics.com
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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2008
7:00 PM
Spike Gillespie’s Dick Monologues
Hyde Park Theatre
511 West 43rd Street 78751
AUSTIN, TX
For reservations, tickets and info: spike@spikeg.com
dickmonologues.com
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2008
8:00 PM
CRUELTY Release Show!
Opening Bell - Mosaic
300 North Akard #300 75202
DALLAS, TX
214-665-BELL
openingbellcoffee.com
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2008
3:15 PM
Bill’s Records
1317 S. Lamar 75215
DALLAS, TX
Parking is free in the lot next to the store. Come to Bill’s and browse through all the music and memorabilia! CD’s, vintage records, collectors’ items, T-Shirts, buttons, artwork and more!
billsrecords.com
214-421-1500
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2008
7:30 PM
Opening for The Asylum Street Spankers!
Jefferson Freedom Cafe
1959 Sandy Lane 76112
FORT WORTH, TX
jeffersonfreedomcafe.org
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2008
9:00 PM (Doors open at 8.)
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com
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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2008
Lajitas Resort
HC 70, Box 400 79852
LAJITAS, TX
432.424.5000
lajitas.com
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CRUELTY is now available!
Order the CD now at southpawjones.com.
Purchase MP3s at cdbaby.com or .
Grab a copy in real time at Waterloo Records, End of an Ear, or Bookpeople in Austin.
Or buy one from me any Thursday at Flipnotics @ the Triangle.
Thank you, come again!
myspace.com/southpawjones
E-mail southpaw@southpawjones.com
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