Southpaw Jones

This weekend, I’ll attend the Big Range Dance Festival here in Austin. It’s a collection of contemporary dance, and sweet Maggie will perform as part of Spank Dance. Ellen Bartel is the producer/director, and she knows how to put together a wonderful show for the arts lover and the layman alike. Southpawjones.com is an official sponsor. Check it out!

Khalid wants to end up a martyr
So we have to be a touch smarter
Let’s focus his powers
On rebuilding towers
If he raises the dead, we can barter
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Obama, finally champ!
Nominee of the Democrat camp!
He’s meeting with Clinton
Vice-president hintin’?
Oh, when will she give him her stamp?
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Sex and the City proves women
Can keep movie registers brimmin’
Indiana Jones led
‘Till word of mouth spread
I say both films could use some good trimmin’
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It isn’t like stories of old
When wealth-seekers panned in the cold
Thieves drain gas tanks
Without saying thanks
‘Cause gas is the new liquid gold
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as reported in The New York Times

June 6, 1908
ROCKEFELLER FOOLS BOYS.
Two Great Danes Will Stop Their Swimming in His Lake.

One clue whose answer consists of two rhyming words:

Taxidermy class was pretty interesting today. Dr. Stuffem cleaned out the insides of a long-winged songbird, then he brought us up one by one to examine the…

Highlight here for answer: [hollow swallow]


The 700 Hoboes Project

Constant and frequent questioning is the first key to wisdom … For through doubting we are led to inquire, and by inquiry we perceive the truth.
Peter Abelard

EVERY DANG THURSDAY
with Matt the Electrician
8:00 PM
Flipnotics at the Triangle
4600 Guadalupe
AUSTIN, TX
(512) 380-0097
http://www.flipnotics.com
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FRIDAY, JUNE 20, 2008
9:00 PM
Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones
Anderson Fair
2007 Grant St. 77006
HOUSTON, TX
713.528.8576
www.andersonfair.com
Doors open at 8:00pm